Thursday, April 10, 2008

unionize!

below are the following ideas for my union, i can't think of a title for it but let me know or add to the list of things to change:

  • abolish legiant
  • change hours to flex time - meaning let us choose own work schedule
  • personal elevators - can't stand penton media or about.com
  • not changing productivity numbers - they think we can make more closes, it's like gambling you get lucky and you don't
  • having india stop re-opening files unless absolutely necessary
  • cleaner bathrooms- the ladies know what i'm talking about. how is it that one stall works?! the seat is missing in one and there is no lock on the other
  • having summer hours on fridays
  • comp time
  • incentive days
  • disarm that stupid alarm- how hard is it to close the door!!!
  • NO MORE MONTHLY MEETINGS

3 comments:

Jon said...

Pack your bags. After seeing your post, J Devine confided in me and told me that you will be the one on a one-way flight to India. Enjoy!! Great blog name by the way...

Anonymous said...

a tragic hot mess!!!!!! cuz I'M UR PRIVATE DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elan said...

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed....
so here's the union slogan:
"Sterling Employees for a better Work Environment"
i think that we should also get paid a little more. would it kill them to shell out some extra cash? gripes with sterling are like gripes with red grapes; theyre their yet no one voices them loud enough. only thing said grapes are good for is making wine. where's the comparison u ask? sterling drives us to drink, wine makes us drunk...coincidence? NOPE.